See, this is what happens when your a drunken slut

When you are a drunken slut, all the time, you will just naturally align yourself into slutty, drunken positions, even when it is completely uncalled for. Take this lovely picture of me and my roommate Jordyn. I believe that, before the taking of this picture she simply said "who loves orange soda?" But placed it a little bit too low on her torso. Me, taking what I thought was my very obvious cue, fell to my knees and assumed the position. The awkward part? That's a two liter of sunkissed. It will take no pleasure in such an act. And poor Jordyn is not attached to this bottle, so she will find no pleasure in the act either. Overall, an awkward situation. But, being the good roommate she is, she feigned enjoyment for the picture. Afterwards, she most likely kicked me in the chest and said "Your not welcome in here with your dirty prostitute tricks" or something like that.