Jordyn, the beauty in the picture below, brought up a point that made me feel great, but everyone around us feel awkward.
Her theory is that no one should ever feel depressed, or sad, or insignificant. Why? Because we are the strongest sperm!
Yes, you, reader, beat out millions of other sperm in a race to your mother's egg! there were sperm who swam backwards, sperm with two tails, sperm that didn't even make it IN, but YOU, you made it all the way to the end, and you took that egg and you zygoted all night long and now your here, super sperm!
So call your dad and thank him. Say "Thank you dad for not ejecting me down moms throat. Thank you for not using a condom. Thank you dad, for giving it all you got and getting me, super sperm, to the finish line!"
So, to everyone we passed tonight, we yelled "aren't you happy? You are the strongest sperm!" Needless to say, they felt awkward, and slowly retreated back to their dorm rooms, locking the door.
Every time you see a blank whiteboard, take out your trustee expo pen and write "This is a dorm room filled with only the best sperm! Be proud!"
So rejoice super sperm, for you are beautiful!
Props to Jordyn. She gets the double turtle today.
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